urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

anal sneezes are cute as shit

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

this is not what i want to be remembered for

(via laughcentre)

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yandere-neechan:

evilplotting:

I think everything sounds more fun when in cosplay.

bowling IN COSPLAY

at the waterpark IN COSPLAY

having a sleepover IN COSPLAY

eating at a fancy restaurant IN COSPLAY

stocking up on toiletries IN COSPLAY

finishing homework IN COSPLAY

doing jury duty IN COSPLAY

at the emergency room IN COSPLAY

AAAAAUUGH I BURNT MY HAND

in cosplay…

(via laughcentre)

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(Source: 1jps, via smiichan)

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herspanic:

boom

(via laughcentre)

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hannibalscock:

foxnewsofficial:

what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille and everyone had a different message like fortune cookies 

(via smiichan)

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v-i-r-i-d-i-a-n-a:

toolesbiantofunction:

I’m dying omg 

I
can’t
breath
omfg
the spoon & bowl one

(Source: iraffiruse, via smiichan)

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kawaiicornsnake:

kawaiicornsnake:

I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years

Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice warrior is gonna find it and realise I’m a boy

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(Source: susgirl, via laughcentre)

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fuckyeahlaughters:

overhumor:

Tip: How to deal with close talkers

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